Newton’s Law – States that what goes up and comes down our Captain’s Law states that what goes up and comes down had damn well
Never Fly – Wearing anything you wouldn’t want to hike in.
To Most People – The sky is the limit to those who love aviation, the sky is home.
Remember Kids – A guy in a jet will always beat a guy on a camel.
Speed Is Life – Altitude is life insurance.
Go In Quickly – Punch hard get out.
Dyslexia – It’s a bit*h.
Those Who Hoot – With the owls by night should not fly with the eagles by day.
Adulthood – Has It’s Disadvantages.
Serenity – Burn the Land, Boil the Sea; You can’t take the sky from me.
Rules Of Engagement The TV show the drone pilot is watching on his other monitor.
Just Sit Right Back – And you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this tropic port aboard this tiny
Destiny – And just as they created there Gods so too shall they create their Angels that will rain fire upon them on their day
Trust – When my life depends on someone else It’s never a stress-free time It does make me feel better knowing that if something goes
In Capitalist America – Gas pump comes to you.
The Only Thing Worse – Than a captain who never flew as a co-pilot, Is a co-pilot who once was a captain.
PLANE HUMOR – like two junior high school girls labeling each other nasty names…
Wealth – Accumulating great wealth is not difficult. You buy people for what they’re really worth and then you sell them for what they think
Cafeteria Conduct – No pushing, playing or loud talk permitted in line.
F18 HORNET REPAIRS – Mechanics
Advertising – You’re doing it very wrong.
Oh My God – Look at those gas prices.
Midgets – What would we do without them.
Manuals – They come in handy.