Mary Had A Little Pig – She kept it fat and plastered and when the price of pork went up, she shot the little bastard.
I Love Bacon – MMMMMMM Bacon.
Thank You – For converting vegetables into bacon.
A Cat Pig – My owner is not very smart.
The Secret – To a Really Good Bacon Burger.
You Might Be a Terrorist If… You wipe Your bare left hand but consider bacon unclear.