Forever 18 –Â Remains undefeated.
It’s Rewarding – Releasing whales back into their natural environment.
If Those Red Shorts – Get any higher, grandma’s b**bies are gonna get cold.
Be Grateful – They’re not on a nude beach.
Asian Grandma
Helping Grandma – Whit the controller.
Grandmother – You don’t convince her that you’re not hungry.
70 Years Old – And still hotter then today’s whining starlets!
Fashion Statement – Leather never goes out of style.
Your Grandma – Been playing too much WoW!
Grandma – The real gangster in this picture.
Coolest Grandma – Ever.
Smoking Kills – Tell her.
I Have The Feeling – My Grandmother doesn’t like my new girlfriend.
Old People At Weddings – They keep poking me and saying, “You’re next”, so at funerals I do it to them.
Sixth Sense – Brake!! Bit*h….is….not…..gonna…. brake!
Commando – No underwear is not always an acceptable shortcut to happiness.
No Grandma No – I will not eat your candy!
Inside Jokes – Telling your wife that she looks the same as she did 20 years ago might seem like a compliment to her, but
The Correct Answer Was –Â Yes, Granny, the cokies are delicious, as always.
Perfect Man –Â An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Shadows –Â Reveal what the mind wants but what the body is too afraid to show.
Have A Seat – You want a cup of shut the hell up or a tall glass of I was just leaving.
Menopause – Bet you can’t guess which one of us is peeing our pants right now? Ha! We fooled you… We all are.
MY ADVICE – Is stop correcting my Gramma
Love – When you can’t tell your farts from her anymore.