Forever 18 – Remains undefeated.
It’s Rewarding – Releasing whales back into their natural environment.
If Those Red Shorts – Get any higher, grandma’s b**bies are gonna get cold.
Be Grateful – They’re not on a nude beach.
Helping Grandma – Whit the controller.
Grandmother – You don’t convince her that you’re not hungry.
70 Years Old – And still hotter then today’s whining starlets!
Fashion Statement – Leather never goes out of style.
Your Grandma – Been playing too much WoW!
Grandma – The real gangster in this picture.
Coolest Grandma – Ever.
Smoking Kills – Tell her.
I Have The Feeling – My Grandmother doesn’t like my new girlfriend.
Old People At Weddings – They keep poking me and saying, “You’re next”, so at funerals I do it to them.
Sixth Sense – Brake!! Bit*h….is….not…..gonna…. brake!
Commando – No underwear is not always an acceptable shortcut to happiness.
No Grandma No – I will not eat your candy!
Inside Jokes – Telling your wife that she looks the same as she did 20 years ago might seem like a compliment to her, but
The Correct Answer Was – Yes, Granny, the cokies are delicious, as always.
Perfect Man – An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Shadows – Reveal what the mind wants but what the body is too afraid to show.
Have A Seat – You want a cup of shut the hell up or a tall glass of I was just leaving.
Menopause – Bet you can’t guess which one of us is peeing our pants right now? Ha! We fooled you… We all are.
MY ADVICE – Is stop correcting my Gramma
Love – When you can’t tell your farts from her anymore.