Umm Dave! Can you put your grandpa back in his room?
Are You Always This Stupid – Or are you making an extra effort today?
Old School – Hit em’ on the head and drag em’ back to the man cave.
Dirty Old Man – Beaches rock!
Money Can’t Buy Happiness – Ha ha ha .. I knew I couldn’t say that and keep a straight face.
True Casanova – Never retires.
Hope – Is the poor man’s bread.
An Old Chinese Proverb Says: If you don’t know what to say, tell an old Chinese proverb.
The Trouble With Internet Quotes – Is you never know if they are genuine or not. – Alexander Graham Bell –
Drink Your Beer Boy – There’s sober children in Somalia …
Young And Old – You say I have daddy issues, but I’m not the one sleeping with someone my daughters age.
Old Age – Don’t worry about tomorrow, you’ve got enough to worry about today.
On Your Death Bed – Be sure to greet death with a smile this is to show him you lived a great life and have
Dementia – When I was a little boy my grandfather asked me how old I was. I told him I was five, and he said
Life – I hope it isn’t a big joke because I don’t get it.
Warning For Older Men
The Greatest Generation? – Hey, he survived the brown acid at Woodstock.
Clear Conscience – Sure Sign of Bad Memory.
Snow On The Roof –
Perfect Man – An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
If I Could – Take it all back I wouldn’t.
Shadows – Reveal what the mind wants but what the body is too afraid to show.
Love Is Blind – Not entirely money-blind, though.
Seniority – People do not become old to die, But to realize they had a life.
Love Overwhelms Hate – He hates loneliness, she hates poverty.
Love – When you can’t tell your farts from her anymore.