Monkey See – Monkey do.
Monkeys – Not nearly as dumb as you would think… Are they?!
Soccer Fans – And this is before you add alcohol.
Marilyn Manson – Of Monkeys.
Proof Of Evolution
Monkey’s – They will always suggest bad ideas.
Everyone Notices – “Beauty”
Evolution – Our supposed ancestors keep on providing compelling proof….
Sorry Paris – But the dog is my b**ch now!
Wazup – Dude, Call me later, my mums just being awkward!
Monkey Love – It might be strange but its life.
Smile And Whole World Smiles With You – And you wonder “what’s so funny?” And then you realize that they’re looking at you, kid.
I Thought – You said you had gum in your hair, this will be much easier to get out.
Go Get The Banana – It’s up on the counter, no, there’s nothing in my hand, listen to me, go inside, it’s up on the,
Thoughts – The Only Reason Some People Get Lost in Thought Is Because It Is Unfamiliar Territory…
Narcotics – You smoked what? while you were pregnant with me.
Opportunities – If you’re afraid of being slapped, you will get nothing from life.
The Internet – It doesn’t make people smarter. It just spreads stupidity faster.
A FINGER HUMPING MONKEY – Hey it could happen, I have heard of stranger things …
Pickup Artist – Look babe, my tree is just over there. Let’s say we hang out…
It’s Finished – I will call it Windows 7 !!
SIR – No touching the dog, please.
Slick Monkey – Is mocking you.
Absolute Proof – My owner is an idiot.
Why am I in the Water? – And what the f*** is THAT?
Excuse Me – But there’s a monkey on your lens.