Leaving a Tip – Like a boss.
Money Shot – It’s all fun until she gets shot in the eye…
A Key – To any door.
Inspiration An Individual – Somethings a little money can inspire an individual.
If Women Didn’t Exist – All the money in the world would have no value.
Money Can’t Buy Happiness – But I’d rather cry in a Ferrari.
Money Can’t Buy Happiness – Ha ha ha .. I knew I couldn’t say that and keep a straight face.
The Only Room – I would clean with pleasure.
Money – It makes all the Difference.
True Love Makes Miracles – Money open the secrets of those miracles.
Money – It explains a lot of things.
Coming Out On Top – I went for drinks with this cute girl I met. After a fun night out, we arrived in front of
Rock Bottom – When you realized there is something lower than Rock Bottom.
20x More Important Than Breathing – Bo**ies.
Counterfeit Money – This is where you get rid of it.
Money And Women – You can lose money chasing women, You can never lose women chasing money!
Priorities – Make sure you have yours in order.
Remember Kids – If someone offers you drugs, say thank you, they are expensive.
The Penguin – She will not take your filthy stolen money.
What’s In Your Wallet? – And It’s On The Day I Get My Pension, Oh Well They Said It Wasn’t Going To Be, A Rose
Payday – Parties. Clubs. Cinema. Alcohol. I’ve got money to burn. Oh snap! Forgot my bills again.
Weapons Are Like Money – No one knows the meaning of Enough.
Decisions – Which brain will you use?
I’m So Broke – I have to fart in the d*mn thing just to have a…cent.
In God We Trust – One Benjamin at a time.
Keep U.S. $$$ In The U.S.A. – Proving once again that you may be-able to fix the economy. But you still can’t fix stupid.