90 Percent Of Men – Didn’t notice, that she has no eyebrows.
Man Test – They all passed!
Men Test – If you noticed the island I have bad news for you!
Harley s Style – Making men into boys since 1918…
I’ve Lost Weight – Men have begun to see my inner beauty.
MMORPG – Many men online role playing as girls.
Men Have Nipples Because – As an embryo, everyone is a female, until the Y chromosome kicks in.
Men – They just don’t take”Restraining Order” for an answer.
It’s True – Women live longer then men… Especially widows.
Boys – Spend their time finding a girl to sleep with. Man – Spend their time looking for one worth waking up to.
Too Cool! – Meet the man all men want to be.
Three Time Loser’s Universal Remote – Billed to his “man card”.
Neck Exercises For Men – If any of these exercises makes you feel uncomfortable or dizzy, slow down.
Perfect Man – Don’t drink, don’t smoke, don’t take drugs, don’t chet, don’t curse and don’t exist…
Football – The most masculine venue for ass-grabbing this country has to offer.
Gender Discrimination – Sometimes it makes sense.
Tools – A man will be happy with a lot of tools. A woman will need just one, if it is the right size and properly
Male Life – Ain’t no happiness nowhere.
Lifestyle – I’d rather get a free ride to a place I’ve never been before, Than have to pay to go somewhere I visit every
Laundry – Spider-Man’s main concern.
LOGIC – It just never ends with the s**es…
MEMORY – My own worst enemy.
911 Or Life? – If you don’t have your own pistol, you may wait the rest of your life for the police to bring theirs.
Alien Abduction In Progress
Sexy Appeal – He’s hot like, the kind of hot that makes you stop walking on the street and get hit by traffic.
WHEN I AM BORED – I send a text to a random number saying, ” I hid the body … Now what ? “