90 Percent Of Men – Didn’t notice, that she has no eyebrows.
Men Have Nipples Because – As an embryo, everyone is a female, until the Y chromosome kicks in.
Boys – Spend their time finding a girl to sleep with. Man – Spend their time looking for one worth waking up to.
Neck Exercises For Men – If any of these exercises makes you feel uncomfortable or dizzy, slow down.
Perfect Man – Don’t drink, don’t smoke, don’t take drugs, don’t chet, don’t curse and don’t exist…
Tools – A man will be happy with a lot of tools. A woman will need just one, if it is the right size and properly
Lifestyle – I’d rather get a free ride to a place I’ve never been before, Than have to pay to go somewhere I visit every
911 Or Life? – If you don’t have your own pistol, you may wait the rest of your life for the police to bring theirs.
Sexy Appeal – He’s hot like, the kind of hot that makes you stop walking on the street and get hit by traffic.
WHEN I AM BORED – I send a text to a random number saying, ” I hid the body … Now what ? “