I Will Find You – And will marry you.
Marriage Is Give And Take – She wanted a big church wedding. He wanted a motel with a vibrating bed.
Marriage – Is like fortress under siege. Those from outside are trying to get in, and those from inside are trying to get out…
Marriage & Banks – They both carry penalties for early withdrawal and depositing in another account.
I Don’t Always Sleep With Married Women – But when I do, I prefer your wife. Stay thirsty, my friends.
Psychology – I was recently asked if I had any psychological problems? I replied, ” No I divorced her 12 years ago. “
It’s So Simple – If love means never having to say you’re sorry, and divorce can be caused by never saying you’re sorry, then that
Marriage – It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Divorce – Instead of getting married, just find a woman you don’t like and give her a house.
Love Is Friendship Caught On Fire – Marriage comes with a bucket of water.
Marriage – Sometimes is love and sometimes is just like being stuck together in a narrow space.