The Man Bowl – Finally we can eat at the table like a real human.
Hunting – A man’s treasure is his woman’s chest.
I Am Sorry – I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Don’t and Stop – Two words a man hates to hear unless you’re saying them together.
A Man – Can not cook to save his life, But he can sure as hell improvise for the one who should.
Idiot – You win.
Harley s Style – Making men into boys since 1918…
Ask For What You Want – The worst you can get is “no”.
The Uniformity Of Nature
Thou Shalt Not – Believe in Fairy Tales.
Acting Queer – Face it some people are just better at it.
Men Are All The Same – 30 Seconds of excitement, followed by a 3 hour nap.
United We Stand – We have no choice.
The Look – Face it this has happened to you , and will happen again.
Natural Selection – The reason why women’s buttocks are of a greater size than men’s is that the anvil must always be bigger than the
I’m A Loner – I don’t have a gigantic group of friends. People don’t miss me. I’m never the first person anyone looks for in
Misadventure – Next time you see someone wearing an eye-patch, ask them if it was all fun and games up to that point.
Wisdom – A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her
Out Sick – Sorry I can’t come to work today, I have a cold. …case of beer in my fridge.
Too Cool! – Meet the man all men want to be.
A Drunk Mans Words – Are a sober mans thoughts …
Mother Nature – Shes got ghetto booty.
My Friend Said His Day Couldn’t Get Any Worse – So I prove him wrong.
Man – We share because we care.
Confidence – If you are going to act, act boldly. It makes your failure that much more spectacular.
Perfect Man – Don’t drink, don’t smoke, don’t take drugs, don’t chet, don’t curse and don’t exist…