The Man Bowl – Finally we can eat at the table like a real human.
A Man – Can not cook to save his life, But he can sure as hell improvise for the one who should.
Natural Selection – The reason why women’s buttocks are of a greater size than men’s is that the anvil must always be bigger than the
I’m A Loner – I don’t have a gigantic group of friends. People don’t miss me. I’m never the first person anyone looks for in
Misadventure – Next time you see someone wearing an eye-patch, ask them if it was all fun and games up to that point.
Wisdom – A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her
My Friend Said His Day Couldn’t Get Any Worse – So I prove him wrong.
Confidence – If you are going to act, act boldly. It makes your failure that much more spectacular.
Perfect Man – Don’t drink, don’t smoke, don’t take drugs, don’t chet, don’t curse and don’t exist…