Tag: Love

Greater Love

Greater Love – Has no one than that, that he lay down his life for his friends.

Love Is When…

Love – Love is when there is only one cookie left, And you don’t even put up a fight.

Dating on Distance

Online Dating – Distance is to love like wind is to fire… It extinguishes the small and kindles the great!


Oblivious – When all our selfish desires blind us to the world and everyone in it, Love is in fact, truly blinding.

Love Is Blind

Love Is Blind – Not entirely money-blind, though.

It’s Complicated

It’s Complicated – I now understand that Facebook status option.

I Love You

I LOVE YOU – The most profitable words to be sold.

Cash Problems

Cash Problems – I can buy love any time. What I can’t buy is happiness, At least not after the first hour.

Trunk Love Test

Love Test – 1. Lock dog and girl in a trunk 2. Wait 15 minutes 3. Open the trunk. WHO WILL JUMP FOR JOY?

Love Forever

Love – When you can’t tell your farts from her anymore.

Soulmate In The World

Soulmate – We’re 7 billion people in the world. By probability, there has to be somewhere a person who is perfect for you, …that you’ll

I Remember

I Remember – The first time I told you I love you. You slid down that pole, right into my heart.


Rohyphnol – When traditional dating methods just aren’t cutting it!


Coolness – Yeah, you’re cool… but are you 4-popped-collars cool?