Laziness – If they gave out awards for it, well, it’s doubtful you’d bother showing up to accept.
Lazy – Who am I kidding, we all wish we’d thought of it sooner.
Laziness – When you just can’t be bothered to do more than the bare minimum.
God Made Me Lazy – I am not going to act against his will.
If You’re Lazy Enough – Every sport is extreme.
Revenge – Nah, I’m to lazy. I’m gonna sit here and let karma f**k you up.