I Have A Bug To Report – What was God’s number again?
Newton’s Law – States that what goes up and comes down our Captain’s Law states that what goes up and comes down had damn well
Governments – They care about your sanity.
I Am The Law! – But I’m also a husband. A son. A loving father. A human being. So be nice or I’ll taser you
Law Enforcement – Some perks once in a while.
Law Enforcement – A tough job, only the dedicated can handle it.
In Florida, molesting alligators is against state law. Everywhere else, it’s just stupid.