You Failed As Parents – When one son thinks he’s black and other thinks he’s a girl.
Why Guys Read Books – The real reason.
Not Everyone Get To Be Doctor – When they grow up.
Babysitting – Like a pro.
Teamwork – Is Important.
The Youth Of Today – They know how to play.
Proving The Theory – That s#!t happens.
It’s Okay Hippie – Pepper spray is organic.
Opportunity – Always be ready to take advantage of it.
Hello Dad – There is something I want to tell you about…
Darwin Awards – The winner is right around the corner.
15 Year From Now – This picture will be awkward.
Good Parenting – Means paying attention to all of your children!
Chaotic Neutral – Never turn your back on that member of the party.
Holland – Lunch break
Ballons – You’re doing it wrong.
Long Story Short – My daughter won.
Balloons In My Mind – Which ones do you prefer?
Epic Fail – For some things, there’s just no excuse.
Nannies – You can always tell when the Dad hired them.
Ginger Kid – Come on you’d do the same.
Daycare Centers – They’ve really changed a lot since I was a child.
Kill Him – That Kid took my ball.
Look! Kittens! – Sometimes experience is the best teacher.
White Chocolate – So black kids can get messy too.
Meanwhile In China – Olympic training camps.