Bartenders – They do it on the rocks.
Weather Man – The only job where you can be wrong consistently, and still have a job.
Day Off – Because a gardener needs time off too.
Milking A Cow – It’s productive and good hand training.
Ikea Job Interview – Has it’s own ways.
How Much – Would you like to have this job?
Second Job – Cause being a badass warrior doesn’t pay the bills.
Getting Fired -Like a boss!!
How Many – Federal employees does it take to change a light bulb? Four, one to hold the bulb and three to turn the ladder.
This Job Is – Soda Pressing…
Break Dancing – Not just for people.
Occupy Movement – Crowd dispersal method #1.
Date Night – “Hey, honey! Great news! We can still go to the Olive Garden! I found us a baby-sitter!”
Activists – “Wall Street” I feared them. Then they were my heroes. Then I learned who they are.
The Corporate Ladder – Don’t worry you’ll get promotion soon enough.
True Strength Lies In Submission – Which permits one to dedicate his life through devotion, to something beyond himself. – Henry Miller –
The First Five Days – After the weekend are the hardest…
Dignity – I took a cab today, and driver told me “I love my job, I own this car, I’ve got my own business, I’m
To Err Is Human – To blame it on someone else shows management potential.
Computers – They make difficult tasks easy, but easy tasks difficult.
Telecommuting – Bathing and getting dressed just get in the way of being productive.
Filters – Because some search results are not safe for work.
Your Job – Is to kill the other person before they kill you, so our national leaders can negotiate a peace that will last as
Your Job – Doesn’t look so bad now.
The Dog – And how it works.
Deception – Beware anyone praising work, they usually have plans for you.