Cosplay – Because Kagami mekes a pretty convincing Miku.
Swimming Pools – Well worth the investment.
Bleach Girls – Uhhhh… what was I saying again?
Yoga – The ancient Indian art of giving me a chubby.
Presents – Gifts are always a fun thing to give and receive, especially when they involve half naked Mikus.
Lower Back Stretches – It probably won’t help your chronic back pain but it’ll sure make me feel better.
Lingerie – Always getting in the damn way!
Onion Booty – So damn good it’ll make you cry.
Friday Night – Somewhere out there, it’s caturday.
Your Imagination – Check it at the door.
Bras – They’re way hotter than bros.
Step Sisters – No risk of genetic mutation in the offspring.
Focal Point – Things that are brighter than their surroundings end up ruining the picture.
Real VS Anime – Both are hot. Your chances of scoring with either of these two are roughly the same. So just look and enjoy.
Jackpot – When Lady Luck puts out, she really puts out.
Abstinence Only – Your program has no chance against opponents like these.
Hot Soccer Fans – Italy win. Forza Italia.
The Red Cross – I think I’m now ready to make a donation!
Purity – The reason clean white sheets inspire dirty thoughts.
Epic Ass Really doesn’t need to be explained, just admired.
Asian Stereotype Girls – Everything you heard about them is true.
Male Optical Illusion – Stare at the picture for about 30 seconds and a beach will begin to appear.
Wanna Play With Me – Oh My God, Yes!
Sweet – I travel the land asking rides from kind strangers I’m a hitch-haiku.
Everyone Notices – “Beauty”
The Look – Face it this has happened to you , and will happen again.