You And Me Baby – Ain’t nothing but mammals, so lets get down and dirty.
Bunnyday – Don’t Forget It.
Justified Lying – I swear on my mother’s grave, if you move the ceiling will collapse!
Archery – Suddenly I like it!
Beach Volleyball – Really, honey.. it’s all about the game!
Weapons Of Mass Distraction – She got them.
Stretchy Fabric – One of the best inventions of the 20th century.
She Is Famous – For two things…
Fantastic – Now pick up that broom back there and do some housework!
Self Portrait – She is doing it sooo right!
Jiu Jitsu – Gi or no Gi… I know what I prefer.
Halloween Party – This one just got interesting.
Reason To Smile – She doesn’t have any.
Your Connection – Is too slow.
Freckles – Connect the dots was never this fun.
Practice – It makes perfect, but still won’t fill the hole in your soul.
Keep On Chasing – For good things come to those with persistence.
Halloween – Better Than Christmas
Angry Twin – Just wants girls to stay away from her brother.
Super Powers Hero Can give you a woody faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive.
Neighbors Wife – Thou shall not covet her, but the neighbors daughter is OK.
Gamer Girls – They do exist, but you have to leave your house to find them.
Reverse Traps – Always heavily packed under the hood.
Home Economics – A class that teaches you how to bring them worn out clothes back to life.
Bill Maher – And another “friend”.
Ripped Jeans – The only good thing about the bad economy.