Gender Bending – Pi$$ing off fan-girls all around the world.
The Tow Missile – This is how they are built.
Architecture – Structure determines function, and that function is sexy.
Intelligence – Just add glasses.
Dream The Impossible – And chase the sunset.
Popularity – She might not be the Prom Queen but she probably got more attention then anyone else.
Annoying Drunk Chicks – No matter hot they seem they’re still annoying.
After All – Underneath the paint it’s just a little girl…
Smurfette – Seriously? Are you reading this?
Self Portrait – She is doing it ever so right!
Eye Contact -Something she will never experience.
Nerds – They know H.T.M.L. (How to meet the ladies).
iPhone And Mirror – The greatest invention ever!
German Maids – It seems they could be as good as French ones.
Nerd Girls – God bless.
A Bartender Is Just – Pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Cirno-Nee – She loves showing off her watermelons.
Curiosity – Not always a bad thing.
Dat Foot – And…actually…pretty much dat everything.
Epic Body – It’s like they’re following me around the room.
Final Fantasy – Mine involves all three.
Heat – It has some crazy effects on the body.
You’re Going To Hell Anyway – Why not enjoy the ride there.
Biggest Is Best – Unable to form coherent speech.
Crisps – Bad for the waistline, great for the rack.