You Think She Loves You – Try turning off the lights, while she’s doing her nails.
I See You Like Audi – But please, cut those nails!
Love Is A Fist – The way to a woman’s heart is trough her broken ribs.
Respect – There are many who are demanding it, but only few who are offering it… There are only some who deserve it, but many
In Hell – No one can hear you dream.
Talk To The Hand – Politely.
Sigh Language – Or International Diplomacy?
I’m Not Upset That You Lied To Me – I’m Upset Because I Will Never Believe You Again …
Hand Washing – A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn’t pee on his hands.
The Red Rose – He who dares not grasp the thorns, Cannot desire the rose…
Internet – Professional single-arm training, since 1993.
Keep A Fire – Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion, You must first set yourself on fire.
Choices – Success is the sole earthly judge of good and evil. Neither has an advantage, but one is sweeter.
I THINK I ? – Could Of Found A Better Place To Stick My Finger?
IF ONLY – I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less.
A FINGER HUMPING MONKEY – Hey it could happen, I have heard of stranger things …
Earning The Title – For those who understand, no explanation is necessary, for those who don’t understand, no explanation is possible.