You Think She Loves You – Try turning off the lights, while she’s doing her nails.
Respect – There are many who are demanding it, but only few who are offering it… There are only some who deserve it, but many
I’m Not Upset That You Lied To Me – I’m Upset Because I Will Never Believe You Again …
Hand Washing – A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn’t pee on his hands.
Keep A Fire – Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion, You must first set yourself on fire.
Choices – Success is the sole earthly judge of good and evil. Neither has an advantage, but one is sweeter.
IF ONLY – I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less.
A FINGER HUMPING MONKEY – Hey it could happen, I have heard of stranger things …
Earning The Title – For those who understand, no explanation is necessary, for those who don’t understand, no explanation is possible.