Zombies Are Coming – Are u ready coz these men are.
Internet – After a lonely day with his favorite “site” Steve’s room looks pretty messy.
Al Capone – A smile will get you pretty far, but a smile and a gun will get you farther.
COMPLAINING – Yes I understand you’re upset Sir… please lower your voice I’ll be right with you
911 Or Life? – If you don’t have your own pistol, you may wait the rest of your life for the police to bring theirs.
Bravery – There’s a difference between having a shot and pulling the trigger. One takes courage. The other takes balls.
Your Attention Please – Due to the increasing price of ammo, do not expect a warning shot.