The Wise Soldier – Keeps their gun loaded!
Gun Control – You may want to tread lightly with this one.
Next Generation – Teach them gun safety at an early age, and they won’t put you in retirement home when the decision is up to
Dual Wielding – Is not possible until you are a level 20 Cleric… sorry Father.
Guns Don’t Kill People – The loss of blood through the nose might though.
Reisen – She likes to dress up but only lets her master touch her.
Paparazzi Protection – Next time they take your picture, you should take theirs!
Off The Deep End – Not even duck tape can mend a broken mind.
Emo’s Back – Proof that natural selection is still in effect.
The Future – Where vocaloids and ghouls lurk.
Our New Hero
Lara Croft With Guns – Huge guns!
If You Own A Super Car – Make sure you can drive.
Voting – Is deciding which criminal gets to steal everything you have.
Firepower – Magic is good but guns are even better.
Dirty Flandre – You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well do ya, punk?
Excuse Me Miss – You seem to have forgotten something.
Call Of Duty – It’s more then just a game..
Born To Kill – Peace through superior firepower.
Man’s Best Friends – A Good Dog and a Good 1911.
If Guns Kill People – Do pencils misspell words?
Rules For A Gunfight – Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friend who have guns.
Surrender – At fifteen life had taught me undeniably that surrender, in its place,was as honorable as resistance,especially if one had no choice.
Al Capone – You can get more what you want with a kind word and gun, than you can with just a kind word.
Abraham Lincoln Riding A Bear – With a machine gun. Your argument is invalid.
Readiness – If even young women are prepared for the zombie apocalypse you are without excuse.