Dental Care – So hot.
There’s Only Room For One Of Us – Let’s settle it like mature adults.
Windows 8 – Home edition.
No – They are not for sale.
Sweet Dreams – If you don’t fear the reprisal, you’d do the same.
One Of Those Days – This is one of them.
Pet Owners – Oh God, hope they haven’t invited any of my friends.
Ikea Cat – You assembled it wrong.
Kids Frustration – Hungover, outta’ coffee, can’t find my lighter and what the hell are you looking at?
Even Your Coffee Is Surprised – You woke up this early.
Homemade Creativity – Level: Expert.
Kids Exchange – Growing up faster that you would think.
Hover Cat – Exploring the universe, one galaxy at a time.
Please! Please! Please!
Mute Button – For kids.
Soccer Fans – And this is before you add alcohol.
Free Seats – I think I’m in the wrong Bus.
Chinese Cars – Are very tough and reliable.
My Wife Believes – She is a better driver, I let our dog decide.
A Good Photographer – Knows how to create a composition.
Day 318 – People still think I’m a carpet.
Bark Mode – Switch it ON.
Hang In There – Or become a pancake whit a crack in it.
I Have To Pee Again – You just went five minutes ago.
Work In Progress – Good to Go.
Training A Dog – Hey, It’s a start.