Monkey See – Monkey do.
Twilight – It’s a lot like that.
When It’s Hot – You can roll the window down.
Dogs Patience – Come on Fido, hurry it up!
Understatements – That is one of them.
Wing-man – Like a boss.
Kids In Future – 2025.
I Love Bacon – MMMMMMM Bacon.
Waking Up Jedi’s – Harder than you think.
Peer Pressure – For your entertainment since 200.000 B.C.
Airbags – Now standard equipment.
Jokes – Sometimes the easiest one is the funniest.
Rock Bottom Kitty – You’ll know it when you get there Mr kitty cat.
Their Relationship – Was based upon their common interest in agriculture.
This Is Why – Married women keep their maiden names.
It’s Not Considered Cheating – If you don’t get caught.
Lasers Charged – Fire at will.
Being A T-Rex – You’re doing it wrong.
Touch My Beer – And I kill you.
Till You Are Young – You wanna try everything.
The Titanic – Bollywood style.
Beers Goggles – Fat people love’ em.
Garage Sale – Star Wars never had a line around the block, the night before the grand opening, like Uncle Larry had
New Year’s Resolution – Option A: lose some weight Option B: Buy a bigger basket.
Are You Always This Stupid – Or are you making an extra effort today?
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