Tombstone Moments – Sometimes begin with a whisper.
M.I.T. – Has made a camera that can take a million frames per second. Finally, a photo of a woman with her mouth shut.
Compensating – Thank God! I thought everyone with a winkie the size of mine had to lift this thing.
Communication – When barbed words aren’t enough, there’s always body language.
Interpretation Redirected – Cat-a-tonic. A visual elixir for the cure of bigotry.
Destiny – No matter which cards you have been dealt in the end the pussy gets the money.
Fun Facts – You didn’t know this man had a daughter until you dated her and broke her heart.
Good Sermon – Should be like a woman’s skirt; Short enough to rouse interest… Long enough to cover the essentials.