Cheerleaders – Another reason why American Football kicks soccer’s a$$!
Exercise – It does a body good.
Football Season – We need a touchdown!
Insanity – “I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!”
Assassin’s Creed – Madden style.
Soccer Technique – It is not that Americans don’t get it. We are just uncomfortable watching it.
Football – The most masculine venue for ass-grabbing this country has to offer.
Contact Sports – Your mom warned you to stick to tennis. But did you listen?
The Name Of The Game – Can you feel It the way I do?
BOBBY PETRINO – Giving jobs to deserving intellectually challenged candidates since 2008.
Women’s Football – Illegal use of hands is my favorite penalty.
I’m Done – Do you wanna get some breakfast or something?
Football – Some Nations will never understand the fascination