Evil – It Comes In Many Forms.
Wednesday – Making it over the hump just got a whole lot easier.
The Bacon And Sausage Nativity – Never has tastelessness been so tasty.
Happy Meal New Gift – Free colonoscopy. I’m lovin it.
Junk Food – That’s not your stomach rumbling. It’s your arteries whimpering.
A New Day – And the sun rise on cholesterol planet.
No Meat, No Spoon – Sorry.
Food Fights – Because it’s not like there’s starving children anywhere.
Phrasing – Kind gesture in America, cruel joke in Africa.
Choices – Mom felt it was good for us to have them0 1. Take it 2. Leave it
High Heels – It’s that easy to feel ladylike.
Revenge – Is not a cold dish, all you need is some sauce.
The Super Bowl – I don’t care who is playing. Everyone is a winner when it comes to bacon.
Quality Control – Tells you how it is.
If You Don’t Eat Your Meat – You can’t have any pudding.
Fighting Cancer – By spreading heart disease!
Wine – I love cooking with it. Maybe someday I’ll put it in the food.
Fast Food Logic – Three fries short of a happy meal, but still entertaining.
LADY – You can become a rock star …. as long as you stay in the kitchen.
Americans – Double cheeseburger, large fry and a diet coke.
FAST FOOD APOCALYPSE – And you wonder why we are doomed.
HONEY – The Best Tasting Vomit on the Planet.
LIFE IS LIKE JALAPENOS – What you do today may burn your a*s tomorrow …
B.T.S. – Bacon Tomato Sandwich for when I’m on a diet.
Rice – For when you want thousands of the same thing.
In America – you can bye hear attacks.