Consistency – It’s only a virtue if you’re not a $crew up.
Sleeping On The Job – You totally earned it.
Well Played – You set neighbor’s house on fire, then, one by one, distract the firefighters with snacks
Hang In There – Sometimes it not about what makes you happy, It’s about pissing everybody else off.
Because When You Gotta Go – Nothing else matters.
DARWIN : YR TM S UP – The last message the driver’s cell phone received.
ADD – The fire’s over there.
To Be A Fireman – Requires you to be a problem solver.
Girl Scouts – Because next time, you’ll just buy the damn cookies.
Optimism – There are times when the thought just doesn’t count