OMGWTFBBQ – Yes, it’s that cold.
Well Played – You set neighbor’s house on fire, then, one by one, distract the firefighters with snacks
The Four Elements – Earth, air, fire and water. The best mother nature has to offer …
My Friend Said His Day Couldn’t Get Any Worse – So I prove him wrong.
Fire Safety – Recent fire safety commercials say that I should know my escape plan backwards, out hell the get, job done.
Payday – Parties. Clubs. Cinema. Alcohol. I’ve got money to burn. Oh snap! Forgot my bills again.
Realization – When all your dreams go up in smoke, just remember who it was that lit the fire.
Flamethrower – The very existence of Flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, – you know, I want to set those people over
Napalm – Light a fire for a man, and you’ll keep him warm for a day. Light a man on fire, you’ll keep him warm
Keep A Fire – Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion, You must first set yourself on fire.