18 Whopper Combo’s – And a diet coke…
Depression – When you buy a hula-hoop and fits you.
That Awkward Moment When – You’re the only one who can’t fit.
Casual Fridays – Guess who ruined it?
Beers Goggles – Fat people love’ em.
The Beach – Not for everyone!
Drunk Driving – There are many dangers.
That Awkward Moment – When your arm is fat enough to make the girl behind you look naked.
Cankles – Made in America.
Goals – Don’t stand between a woman and her goals!
Female Flexibility – Not what you’ve expected.
Sport bikes – Always attract the hot girls.
Invisibility Cloaks – Make sure the switch is in the ‘On’ position.
Carpet – For when a towel just isn’t enough.
Aren’t You Sweet.. You look good enough to eat.
Working Out – Yes, she’s running on that treadmill.
Halloween Makeup – She doesn’t really need one.
Honey Boo Boo – In twelve years.
Butt Lifting Surgery – It worked.
Your Tramp Stamp – Is off center.
Cropping – A difference of about 500 friends on Myspace.
McDonald’s – Customer
Unfortunately – My daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted by the sound of my own chewing.
Working It – One cheeseburger at a time.
Life’s A Gamble – I felt insulted the other day when my girlfriends said that I never listened to anything she had to say. To
Yo Mama – . . . is so fat, when she sings, its over.