Grandma – Does Not Approve.
Poor Girl – She don’t have money for clothes.
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Style – The man makes the clothes but it keeps you warm.
Style – The man makes casual clothes.
Nice Dress – It would look great on the floor by my bed.
Modern Fashion – Looks just like this to me.
Why do models clean their teeth once a week? Because they were taught to clean teeth after every meal.
Uniforms – It always takes time to get used to new design.
Secrets – Sometimes the lighting can be revealing. It can give your secrets away.
Conformity – The harder you try to show your individuality, the more you look like everybody else.
Fashion Statement – Leather never goes out of style.
Real Men Like Curves – Only dogs like bones.
This Is The Future Of Metal – Really? No thank you.
Functionality – There’s a time where you have to wonder what the point is.
Cool Hairstyle – It seemed like a good idea at the time.
What Beautiful – ER… Eyes you have.
I Dare You – To find the girl in this picture.
Fashion – You never know what inspires them.
That Poor Woman – She must have been attacked by knife wielding midgets. Lucky to alive I say.
In Japan – Girls dress like this every weekend.
Look Out Lady Gaga – You have some competition.
I Am Sorry – I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Just Gonna Stand There And – Look concerned.
Hey, Ladies – Show us some respect.
Man Is Not A Dog – He doesn’t like sleeping on bones.