Drunk Level – Sharpie Tuxedo.
You Know You Drank Too Much – When you wake up beside Sarah Jessica Parker…
Friendship – Letting you crash on their couch when your too drunk to make it home… Yeah, what a friend
Not A Good Time – To waive your right to remain silent, so you can finish singing Enter Sandman.
Pain Is Natures Way Of Saying Don’t Do It – Painkillers are man’s way of saying just watch me.
Watch Out – A recent study indicates that 23% of all traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused bt