Be Honest – What would you be looking at?
Choices – Sometimes a tough choice can be resolved by exploring both options.
Just A Couple More Drinks – And then we can play a game I like to call – Menage a trois.
A Bartender Is Just – Pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Goals – Don’t stand between a woman and her goals!
Can Of Coca Cola – Contains only 39 grams of sugar.
She’ll Have To Drink A Lot – Before she wants you.
Panoramix – He invented the first energy drink.
A Dog Drinking Soda – It’s cute as hell, what more do you need?
Bachelorette Party – Brought to you by Jaegermeister.
The Problem – With the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
New Reality Show – How I Really Met Your Mother.
Australiana – The world says “Australians drink too much” Australians say “They’re just jealous that they can’t keep up”
Battleshots – Aye aye Captain, full speed ahead.
The Gift Of Giving – I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give
Alcohol – Because no great story ever began with anyone eating a salad.
Heaven – This must be what it’s like…
Alcoholic – Is such a harsh word, I prefer professional drinker.
Battle Shots – Taking drinking games to a whole new level.
It’s Not Alcoholism – Until you graduate.
Wednesday – Making it over the hump just got a whole lot easier.
Honk – Beats the hell out of pong any day. You Honk We Drink!
The Best Thing – About drinking is we have something to blame everything on.
Opportunist – The one who drinks, while the optimist, the pessimist and the realist are arguing.
Denial – Seriously? You’re still going to say you don’t have a drinking problem?