Good Dog Gone Bad – It all began when he started running around with those wild neighbors.
Waving Bear – Says hi.
Denial – Whatever it is … I DIDN’T DO IT!
Be Bold – You’re already screwed. Flaunt it and keep yourself entertained.
Personally – I have been down on my kid’s level enough times, that he’s learning to come up to mine.
Hang In There – It’s going to be OK Buddy. She was a b***h anyway.
This Is Sparta !!!!
Unholy Alliance – Does not bode well for the dog.
Feelings – Need no words to be expressed.
Attention Everyone – Please stay still I’ve lost a contact.
Are You Getting Up? – Or did you use up all your fun last night?
Luxury – If you can get that s**t, you take it!
Unbridled Joy – Dance like no one is watching.
Go On Without Me – But leave…(cough)…the cookies…
Interpretation Redirected – Cat-a-tonic. A visual elixir for the cure of bigotry.
If You Need Me – I’ll be in the can.
Time Warp – It’s just a jump to the left, and a step to the riiiiiiight.
Cat Love – I missed you too.
Courage – The discovery that you may not win and trying when you know you can lose.
Gone – You left me alone, the gate swung open, I searched high and low, now I’m lost, far from home, hungry and cold, find
Hands Up Kitty – The fur or your life !
The Tiny Black Ninja – Watch out I go kung fu on yo a*s… I kills you!!!
Hero – Doing what others are afraid to do, and sometimes all it really takes is to show someone how much you really care.
Computer Crash – Can’t respond to any email today. Something has crashed on my computer and the mouse is missing.
LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER – When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we’d get b**bies. Nowadays we
DEPRESSED OWL SAYS – WHOOOOOOOOOOO Gives a s**t.