Beginners Guide – Before you go any further, we should first check a couple of things.
Bitter Sweet – Getting friend zoned… With Benefits.
Once Upon A Time – Stockholm Syndrome.
OMG – What’s up with that horse.
A NAGGING WIFE – Means that she still cares. It is when she gives you the silent treatment that she is plotting your gruesome murder.
Vulcan mind meld – You’re doing it right.
The Waiting Game – Let’s see who dies first…
Photoshop – For those that can’t get real girlfriend.
I SAW DAD WITH MOM LAST NIGHT I think that jerk was stealing my milk …
90 PEOPLE – have swine flu and everyone wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS, and nobody wants to wear a condom.
HAPPY EASTER – Let the egg hunt begin …
He who Laughs Last – Laughs best.
Vodka Smirnoff – Whether it’s building up courage or breaking down inhibitions, vodka is working for you.
Mr. Miagi – Wax on.. wax off.. wax off.. wax off…
Keep Your Eyes – On the prize.
Good Women – They can bring balance to your life!
Wow – And you thought your girlfriend was lazy.
Surprise! – Hell Yeah!
Happy Endings – This story has none.
Rohyphnol – When traditional dating methods just aren’t cutting it!
Dad – Meet my new boyfriend.
Fear Of – While your busy bitchin’ about your job or never getting the breaks just think about how this guys day is gonna go.
Coolness – Yeah, you’re cool… but are you 4-popped-collars cool?