Beginners Guide – Before you go any further, we should first check a couple of things.
A NAGGING WIFE – Means that she still cares. It is when she gives you the silent treatment that she is plotting your gruesome murder.
I SAW DAD WITH MOM LAST NIGHT I think that jerk was stealing my milk …
90 PEOPLE – have swine flu and everyone wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS, and nobody wants to wear a condom.
Vodka Smirnoff – Whether it’s building up courage or breaking down inhibitions, vodka is working for you.
Fear Of – While your busy bitchin’ about your job or never getting the breaks just think about how this guys day is gonna go.