Tag: Couple

Loving You

Loving You – It’s so hard when I have to and so easy when I want to.

The U.S. Navy

The U.S. Navy – Is the envy of every other Navy in the world. They don’t want to be like us – they want to

Remember Dear

Remember – The night we made love for an hour and ten minutes honey? That was the night we set the clocks ahead dear.

Hit The Beach

Hit The Beach – It’s where we try to keep the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies and the sand out of

Love Or Hate Me

Love Or Hate Me – Both ways I win, if you love me I am in your heart. If you hate me I am in your

Being Friends Curse

The Curse – I told you I love you. You told me you just wanted to be friends. I didn’t like it, but I accepted

What Women Want To Hear

Women – They don’t want to hear a man’s opinion. They just want to hear their own In a deeper voice.

Morning Sickness

Morning Sickness – Don’t worry, it will pass as soon as the tool hits the door.

Different Relationships

Relationships – There’s no such thing as people changing… you only get to know them better.

Kissing Is Like…

Kissing – It is like drinking salted water. You drink, and your thirst increases.


Oblivious – When all our selfish desires blind us to the world and everyone in it, Love is in fact, truly blinding.

Your Date Not Working

Your Date – You know it’s not working out when she begs you to slip her a roofie.

They Have Been Located

THEY HAVE BEEN LOCATED – Marilyn Monroe and Adolf Hitler are alive and hiding out in Portland Oregon

College Life

College Life – Memories are great..Until you send your daughter to school.

Communication Fail

Communication – When I suggested we could do something different than playing video games on the couch… Oh well, nevermind.

The Moment

The moment your GF’s best friend, becomes YOUR best friend too.

Family Ties

Family Ties – Just because she has them… Doesn’t mean you should care.

I Deserve

I Deserve – Whatever punishment is coming my way and if it involves restraints and a whip, so be it.

Hunting With Money

Hunting – Some have lost at the game of attraction, most have found that money always works.

Love Forever

Love – When you can’t tell your farts from her anymore.