Loving You – It’s so hard when I have to and so easy when I want to.
A Short Bedtime Story – The End.
The U.S. Navy – Is the envy of every other Navy in the world. They don’t want to be like us – they want to
Remember – The night we made love for an hour and ten minutes honey? That was the night we set the clocks ahead dear.
Hit The Beach – It’s where we try to keep the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies and the sand out of
Love Or Hate Me – Both ways I win, if you love me I am in your heart. If you hate me I am in your
The Curse – I told you I love you. You told me you just wanted to be friends. I didn’t like it, but I accepted
Tombstone Moments – Sometimes begin with a whisper.
Women – They don’t want to hear a man’s opinion. They just want to hear their own In a deeper voice.
Morning Sickness – Don’t worry, it will pass as soon as the tool hits the door.
Relationships – There’s no such thing as people changing… you only get to know them better.
Kissing – It is like drinking salted water. You drink, and your thirst increases.
Oblivious – When all our selfish desires blind us to the world and everyone in it, Love is in fact, truly blinding.
Your Date – You know it’s not working out when she begs you to slip her a roofie.
THEY HAVE BEEN LOCATED – Marilyn Monroe and Adolf Hitler are alive and hiding out in Portland Oregon
Between Relationships – Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Once Upon A Time – There lived a woman who did not nag, whine or complain but it was a long time ago and just
College Life – Memories are great..Until you send your daughter to school.
Communication – When I suggested we could do something different than playing video games on the couch… Oh well, nevermind.
The moment your GF’s best friend, becomes YOUR best friend too.
The One – Who controls the relationship is the one who cares the least.
Family Ties – Just because she has them… Doesn’t mean you should care.
Love Overwhelms Hate – He hates loneliness, she hates poverty.
I Deserve – Whatever punishment is coming my way and if it involves restraints and a whip, so be it.
Hunting – Some have lost at the game of attraction, most have found that money always works.
Love – When you can’t tell your farts from her anymore.