Bear High Five – The coolest thing.
Star Wars Bedroom – Coolness factor: 100% Probability of getting laid factor: 1% (+/-1%).
Cool Green-Haired Girls – Anime just got real!
Nerd Girls – God bless.
Hulk And Two-Face – They made you sexier then ever.
Crossing Eyes – Only cool if you are a blonde girl.
How Much – Would you like to have this job?
I Have A Bug To Report – What was God’s number again?
Houston – We have a resolution.
Suddenly Redheads – Thousands of redheads.
Motorcycles – Created to keep us from choking the idiots around us.
Weight Loss Transformation – She is doing it right!
First Interview – When can you start?
When You See It… 
Overkill – Definition: Whatever I drive OVER, I will KILL.
Password Protected – Sure it’s password protected but what I really wanna know if it’s virus free.
Meanwhile In Australia
Motels – A good alternative for that girl you don’t want to introduce to mom and dad.
This Bed – Rocks
Coolest Grandma – Ever.
Would You Still Like – Real girls to look like Anime?
The Fashion Gods – Frown upon you.
I Tear Up Reality – And substitute my own.
Fashion Haircut – Top for today!
Chill Out – Could have been worse.
Balloons In My Mind – Which ones do you prefer?