Gas Pedal – Found it!
Competition – It’s why your wife will never let you see Transformers.
Blondes – Running has never been their thing.
Competitions – There are rules, but some you can bend. Like gender.
MANLINESS – As If wearing the kilt wasn’t manly enough, let’s toss a 20 foot tall tree.
PERFECTION – I’m giving it up for Lent.
Relativity – If you’re always the smartest person in the room Maybe you’re in the wrong room.