All I Want For Christmas – Is you. And you. And you!
Meanwhile In Texas – Jingle bells, shotgun shells.
Sonico – I’d take her as a Christmas present.
Dear Santa – I better get what I want for xmas this year, or prancer and dancer are next. Make it F@#$!^% happen!
It’s Beginning – To look a lot like Christmas.
Ninja Santa – Bringing new meaning to the phrase “You better watch out.”
Stocking Filler – Greybeard Kringle finally left something under the tree that I actually wished for!
Dear Santa – I have been good all year, Ok, most of the year, well once in awhile, the hell with it, I’ll buy my own
College – Has the bast Christmas trees.
You Know You Are Poor – When your dad buys your Christmas tree at the car wash…
Ah, Christmas – Some kids have figured it out…
Seasonal Help – Santa Claus always hires the good ones.
Japan – Doing our own sh** better than us… even Christmas.
Santa Claus – Who wants to sit on his lap?
Christmas Spirit -I has it.
Best Christmas – That I can’t remember.
Tough Choices – Okay, you can unwrap a present before Christmas, but only one.