All I Want For Christmas – Is you. And you. And you!
Dear Santa – I better get what I want for xmas this year, or prancer and dancer are next. Make it F@#$!^% happen!
Stocking Filler – Greybeard Kringle finally left something under the tree that I actually wished for!
Dear Santa – I have been good all year, Ok, most of the year, well once in awhile, the hell with it, I’ll buy my own
You Know You Are Poor – When your dad buys your Christmas tree at the car wash…