Village Boy – Don’t be a chicken.
Vegan Thanksgiving
Chicks Available – Hot or cold.
Got Laid – You get what you deserve.
A Blonde Chick With A Nice Pus** – Got you, you dirty minded bastard.
I Have A Dream – Where chickens can cross the road without having it’s motives questioned.
Bluster – Works until someone picks up a stick.
My Daughter Asked How Puppies Were Made – After beating around the bush, and 30 minutes of creative avoidance, she may have walked away with the
Blinking Contest – Who ever blinks first looses an eye