Paparazzi – Sucking the life out of celebrities one click at a time.
Lady Gaga – Her costumes are inspired by this cat.
Being A Child Star – The key to misery.
Are You Always This Stupid – Or are you making an extra effort today?
70 Years Old – And still hotter then today’s whining starlets!
You Do The Hokie Pokie – And you turn yourself around that’s what it’s all about.
Aging – Apparently not all celebrities do it gracefully.
Lunch Bag – Of Lindsay Lohan.
American Royalty – Sigh.
Avril vs Lindsay – Better know the difference.
Meanwhile In A Parallel Universe – Dr. Sheldon Cooper and Penny.
Jenna Plastic Surgery Fail – You were beautiful.
Twilight -This is how it should have ended.
Competition – It’s why your wife will never let you see Transformers.
Look Out Lady Gaga – You have some competition.
Rich People Talking
Hey Charlie – I see what you saw there.
Someone’s Dad – Has some explaining to do.
Chuck Norris – Chuck who?
Clint Eastwood – The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.
The Beatles – Worst Village People cover band ever.
20 Years Ago – We had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no cash and no hope.
Something Happened – I want answers and I want them now.
Twilight – The Final Episode.
The Strolling Bones – Old is temporary, but ugly is forever.
Censorship – Just ask the experts… it works.