Fishing – That’s how it’s when you have a serious competitor…
Homers Make-Up Shotgun – The Simpsons vs Real Life.
Macbook – For some it’s a fairy tale, to others a poisoned apple.
Imagination – The best things all happen in your head.
The Six Phases Of Real Love
Panoramix – He invented the first energy drink.
Getting Up Early – Not very wise.
Cosplay Assets – I’d buy that for a dollar!
I Prefer These Faces
Real Life Cartoon Hero – Indeed.
Do It Your Way – There’s no manual for how to live your life. And even if there were, with my luck, it would all
Blueprints – Before you start a project, make sure they aren’t upside-down.
Love Is Blind – But marriage is a real eye-opener.
Finding Nemo – The live action edition.
Bedtime Fairy Tales – Like the regular fairy tales. Only for adults.
Roses Are Red – Violets are blue. Horses that lose races, get turned into glue.
Heroes – Is credit always given where credit is due? No
Marriage – Sometimes is love and sometimes is just like being stuck together in a narrow space.
Britain’s Got Talent – It would be worth watching if these two were the judges.
Backhanded Complements – Yes, I was in a movie. No, I am not, Sarah Jessica Parker.
MARKETING – Problem is the consequence of our perfect solution.
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED – That Monday’s just seem to strangle the life out of you ?
THE SWEDISH CHEF – Vurt Da Furk !