Fishing – That’s how it’s when you have a serious competitor…
Do It Your Way – There’s no manual for how to live your life. And even if there were, with my luck, it would all
Roses Are Red – Violets are blue. Horses that lose races, get turned into glue.
Marriage – Sometimes is love and sometimes is just like being stuck together in a narrow space.
Britain’s Got Talent – It would be worth watching if these two were the judges.
Backhanded Complements – Yes, I was in a movie. No, I am not, Sarah Jessica Parker.