Tag: Cars

Thanks Dad

Thanks Dad – For never actually turning the car around and giving us something to really cry about.

Dear Idiot

Dear Idiot – The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad had pulled out.

Having Faith

Having Faith – Having faith is a good thing but following someone BLINDLY, might just be the worst mistake of your life.

Keep U.S. $$$ In The U.S.A.

Keep U.S. $$$ In The U.S.A. – Proving once again that you may be-able to fix the economy. But you still can’t fix stupid.

One Day I’ll High Jack

One Day – I’ll high jack a doughnut truck. We’ll see how the media tries to disguise that as a normal cop chase.

Nothing To See Here

Nothing To See Here –  It’s just a Transformers, things would have been different for the owners if they would have had www.insurancepartnership.org/motor-trade-insurance/ insurance.

Boating 101

Boating 101 – Car stays on the shore. Boat goes into water.

Sh*t Happens

Sh*t Happens – Sometimes really really fast.

Big Block

Big Block – Because hybrids are for pussies.

Flat Tire

Flat Tire – Why worry, when the airbags are just fine…

Ironic Names

IRONIC NAMES – Kinda like bald guys named curly or fat guys called tiny.

Nucking Futs Highway

NUCKING FUTS HIGHWAY – A better driving experience, brought to you by pharmaceuticals.

Handicap Parking

Handicap Parking – Work injury compensation meeting in progress.

Crappy Materialism

Materialism – Spending money you don’t have, on crap you don’t need.