Jeep-Ortunities – Driving over something, just because you can.
Flying Horse – I saw Flying Horse today. Sadly, too late.
Ran Into My Ex – Then I put it in reverse and did it again.
Having A Bad Day – Don’t worry that’s when we go come to the rescue.
Challenging The Fate – Challenge accepted…
Drunk Driving – Save time to your family.
Clean Energy – Runs on hay and water. Droppings still an issue.
Skill – It takes a special kind of talent to fail this hard.
Big Block – Because hybrids are for pussies.
Lead Me Not Into Temptation – Ah hell. Just follow me. I know a shortcut!
A Fault Confessed – Is half redressed… and if you’ve thanked, Is almost like it never happened.
AMERICANS – We aren’t LAZY… We’re efficient.
American Muscle – Because the king of the jungle should roar, not whistle.
Help Me Jesus – Help me Jewish God, help me Allah, help me Tom Cruise.
LAW ENFORCEMENT – Every profession has their focus and priorities …
Love Test – 1. Lock dog and girl in a trunk 2. Wait 15 minutes 3. Open the trunk. WHO WILL JUMP FOR JOY?
Imminent Failure – By the time you get that oh sh** feeling, it’s already too late.
Reading And Driving At The Same Time … Why Blondes shouldn’t be allowed to have A license.
Flat Tire – Why worry, when the airbags are just fine…
Tough Childhood – It never ends.
I Know What You’re Thinking – She might scratch the paint.
IRONIC NAMES – Kinda like bald guys named curly or fat guys called tiny.
EVEN HE KNOWS! – Have you seen the price of gas these days? … It’s a doggone shame! …
IT WAS THAT GUY – He let the dogs out !
DARWIN : YR TM S UP – The last message the driver’s cell phone received.
Custom Convertible – Courtesy of the United States Air Force.