Jeep-Ortunities – Driving over something, just because you can.
Lead Me Not Into Temptation – Ah hell. Just follow me. I know a shortcut!
A Fault Confessed – Is half redressed… and if you’ve thanked, Is almost like it never happened.
Love Test – 1. Lock dog and girl in a trunk 2. Wait 15 minutes 3. Open the trunk. WHO WILL JUMP FOR JOY?
Imminent Failure – By the time you get that oh sh** feeling, it’s already too late.
Reading And Driving At The Same Time … Why Blondes shouldn’t be allowed to have A license.
EVEN HE KNOWS! – Have you seen the price of gas these days? … It’s a doggone shame! …