Cat Weights – Try and lift them, big guy.
Dating Tip – No matter how hot she looks, avoid any woman that appears able to bench press you.
Body Building Conundrum – So, what do you think, a chick on steroids or a drag queen.
It Was At That Moment – When I woke up and realized I had a serious drinking problem.
Compensating – Thank God! I thought everyone with a winkie the size of mine had to lift this thing.